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what is a trojan helmet?

well i know has to do with something sexual but idk what. i heard a real world brooklyn daily.

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1. RUBBER
2. a guys penis on a girls face with his balls on her eyes
3. you have heard of the trojan horse? well, the helmet was the trojan horse's condom. that is where the weapons of mass destruction were kept temporarily, if all went according to plan. at midnight, all of the enemy forces should be drunk or high, depending on the individual of needs of the few. at high midnight, the nuclear catapult would begin lobbing in bundles of spoiled cabbages, brussel sprouts and jugs of sour milk. two minutes after the bombardment began, all of the trojans would eject to safety as they slide down the condom chute. i could reveal more, but the cia already has me labeled as a pubic nuisance