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How long do you spend on the toilet?

When going to the toilet (for a no.2) how long would you say you spend in the toilet on average? also do you read, does it have to be something specific, something in general (e.g. daily newspaper, current book your reading etc), at the very least some sort of book or magazine etc, or anything including whatever is lying around such as a shampoo bottle etc? Also any amusing stories concerning this most magnificent of pastimes

Public Comments

1. about 12 hours, sometimes if its big then a few days
2. at least an hour and a half
3. It all dependson, it all depends
4. ummm like 2 minutes lol
5. 30 minutes
6. 10 min max 4 number 2. and in and out wen i pee
7. 24 hrs... im on it rii now ;P
8. usually 10 minutes yes i always read shampoo bottles haha
9. 4-6 weeks at least
10. a few minutes, why?
11. hey.. i even bring along my laptop for a little net browsing. this wud cost me an hour of loss time.
12. Depends if I eat Mexican food or Chinese food!!!
13. There is no pleasure in dropping a deuce. But for extended stays, I read an electronics magazine.
14. wow really im not telling you hhaa but not longer then you
15. I don't have anywhere to put magazines anymore, but I used to page thru them. I spend 3 to 10 minutes when on the job. I like to smoke weed on the toilet. I wish we had those butt-hose-spraying-dealy-bobs here in the US. Toilet paper sucks.
16. Lol...Normally it's half an hour.When I'm really dropping an atomic deuce,I stay in there for an hour and a half.Normally reading,or playing on my DS or PSP.
17. i shit and then i'm finished, it's a very quick process,no reading or anything. haha/
18. It depends if I have fish it's usually about 30 minutes but if it's white castle, taco bell, or some other mexican food we're talking about here than that's a different story...
19. I like to get in and get out. Never really understood the fascination with reading on the toilet. I would rather just focus on the job at hand and go read on the couch.
20. Alto i live with 3 girls and someone is always in a bad mood...its my only rest :-)
21. that was a long statement just talking about sitting on toilets. but i mostly just do what i need to do and then get off
22. POO - 1/2hrs PEE - 30sec Shower/Bath - 5mins Cleaning toilet - 15mins I dont read in toilet. >.<
23. as long as my kill bin laden association conference call takes
24. It depends, sometimes 2, sometimes even 15
25. My girlfriend drops a deuce in less time than she can take a leak. I swear she must not be wiping well enough. It takes me around 2 minutes at home, but I'll spend 10 minutes or so in there if I'm on the clock at work... break out my cellphone and play some games. My girlfriend is always in and out in less than a minute though.
26. however long .. most of the time i read shampoo bottles etc and get distracted .. or i pretend im a celeb being interviewed on a lasted film ive stared in ... haha im sad :) what makes me meeee :) x
27. I See From Your Avatar That Your Daddy Is A Great Friend Of Young George W. And I Read In A Washington Hotel Bog(Scribbled on Wall) To This Rhyme::-- " This Bloo'dy 'Bog-House' is No Good At All.! ! .... " The seat Is Too High.. And the Hole Is Too Small ! ! Was Added ::-- " To This We Must Add The Most Obvious Retort.... " That Your A'r'se Is Too Big ! And Yer Legs Are Too Short !! " .QED!
28. one and a half hour.
29. As long as it takes to put the kids in the pool. Hate your name!
30. Is this really what my life's come to.Answering questions about how long it takes to have a crap.I feel ashamed. But to answer it - i have no idea,i'm not sad enough to time myself. Sigh.There must be more to life.
31. As long as it Takes to Finish my Business