Dailies Contact Lenses - Create a new word. Has to be a word you can use on a daily basis.?

Create a new word. Has to be a word you can use on a daily basis.?

Has to be interesting, creative, and well thought outand (of course) not a real word. If i like it it will get best answer.

i made up a word for my sister i can use it daily but only to insult her lol sluwhoritch you can figure it out.
Shpladoinkel. Sh-pla-doink-el. Its the hilarious fail which I perform when trying to chat up women.
Panarific , Posolutely , Absotively
There is swicked but that was probably invented and my word... KOOLIO!