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Men take "dumps" (their word) daily. They laugh and howl. Women watch and weep. God is angered by this sin.?

Men turn their daily act of sin into a party. They give each other "high fives" after dropping their plog. We must all commit this sin about once a month (the sin of "dump") but to turn it into a "wild party" with your "bros" is a real dance with the devil. Meanwhile, women watch and weep, knowing that their men, who are supposed to be praying, are "partying with sin" with their festive dumps.

Public Comments

1. Are you just not very bright?
2. What does emptying bowels have to do with sinning?
3. Darwin Protoege seem like a jerk
4. So now defecating is a "sin".. Geesh, guess everybody should stop eating then.. *rolls eyes*
5. Going to the toilet must be such fun for you.
6. Err! Yes. Or maybe, No.
7. I'm friends with a lot of men and no, I have never once encountered a wild poo party. Freak.
8. All gods are myths, going to the bathroom is natural.